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Showing posts with label Spoof Bank Toronto dandmb50. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spoof Bank Toronto dandmb50. Show all posts

Saturday, March 12, 2011

How do I increase TEXT size when I'm surfing the internets? I can never read anything. HERE's HOW.



UPDATE - Scroll down and you can change the TEXT for my whole BLOG to any size you like.
It took me years to find out this little secret and for a page that doesn't have a "Increase text size button" (test out the one I just added below, small, medium, etc, it changes size of the whole BLOG)  how do I change it so I can read it?
Well here's the answer, and I shall make it larger/LARGER so you can READ it.


UPDATE: December 2011 - Another easier way to change it on any computer is to hold down the control key, and then hit the PLUS or MINUS sign at the top of your keyboard on the right side.
Seasons Greetings to all.


It's really very simple, just hold down the control key and move the scroll button (on your mouse) up/down and the page will increase/decrease in size.
 

Change Text Size Here for my whole BLOG if you wish or use the tips I explained.

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Why did it take so long for me to find out this simple solution?
I'm not sure why but it has seemed to be a guarded secret. Well know everyone knows, give it a try. I'm really such a nice guy and check back I will have many more secrets that everyone wants to know.


To get back to my main BLOGGER BLOG
CLICK HERE

But then again it might just be me, maybe everyone already knows, and I'm just a dork for NOT knowing.

What about laptops there's no mouse.
Well yes, I finally figured it out myself because there is an up/down touch bar next to the main touch pad. You just hold down the control key and move your finger up/down on the bar, usually to the right of the main touch pad.






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Thursday, March 10, 2011

New Rule (spoof) - Entry to banks will be restricted with full body scan.

TORONTO, CANADA - It has been brought to our attention at First City Bank of Toronto that banking customers have been sneaking into the bank with suspected explosive devices and with this, we felt it necessary to bring in a new screening procedure for all banking customers and start full body scans and pat-downs.

We got the idea from the TSA in the USA.
Toronto, CANADA - November 24/2010   We realize we have bullet proof glass around the tellers, but it was discovered this may not withstand the explosive nature of an explosive device, so we felt it necessary to institute these new procedures. Please be patient and understanding as we will be as discreet as possible, although we may have to "grope" some persons who we feel are concealing any kind of contraband (ie. bombs)

You will have the option of going through our full body scan which is "allegedly" safe, and the radiation is very minimal (so we say,) and if we don't find the suspected explosive we will do a public, full body pat-down, if you don't comply, we will freeze all your funds in all your bank accounts, and if you were to die in an explosion, we have the right to your full estate if you die while being a customer of  First City Bank of Toronto. This is a picture of a Bank, but not ours, of course.
It has also been brought to our attention that the full body scan does not detect explosive materials, we feel it is then necessary to do a very thorough pat-down checking all "junk" on all passengers, I mean customers.

This is not a joke, since we do not conduct such stringent policies unless it is absolutely necessary and although we are not any part of the Federal Government we feel it is appropriate to conduct these new security measures.

If you fail to comply after entering the lobby of the Bank, the armed security staff, with the full force of the Federal Government will wrestle you to the ground and if need be, they will "taze you man," and you will have no recourse but to comply.

I'm sorry, but because of this new ruling by our head office, we cannot provide private pat-downs (we never even thought of that) and they will be conducted right in front of the other customers lined up as they enter the banking tellers area.

We realize this may seem to some to be a little extreme, we just can't take the chance of someone blowing up our bank with the fact that we have so much cash on hand (mostly $100 bills.)

Click READ MORE below to read on about "New Rules" City Bank of Toronto ....